Q. When is it?

A. 24th / 25th / 26th May 2024

Q. Where is it?

A. Wormelow, Herefordshire, UK

Q. Can I bring my dog / cat / goat / parrot / otter?

A. NO. Unfortunately pets are not allowed on this site. If you feel there is a good reason for us to make an exception for you (like a guide dog for example), then please contact us as we may consider individual cases. Unless you have an otter, in which case it’s a big NO from us.

Q. Can I bring little Timmy / Polly?

A. YES. However, unfortunately due to the very limited capacity onsite according to the licence, we’re unable to offer heavily discounted tickets for children, as by doing so we would potentially make the whole event financially unviable. So while we have shied away from describing it as an 18+ event, and children *are* welcome, we can only offer 25% off full ticket price for them as every body on site (including children, of any age) counts towards our capacity (and also our break-even point!)

Q. Can I have a campfire?

A. NO. Due to the nature of the site, individual campfires are not possible, however there will be a communal campfire.

Q. Can I bring my camper van / mobile home?

A. YES. Camper vans and mobile homes are welcome, but please be aware that access to the site is via a rough and narrow track, which may get muddy. If you have any concerns about access for your vehicle, please contact us and we will advise.

Q. Is there a shop nearby?

A. YES. The fabulously named “Carrot & wine store” is just a short walk away for essential provisions. However, we suggest you come well prepared so you don’t have to worry about such mundane things as shopping for the duration of your stay.

Q. Can I bring my own booze?

A. YES. You are welcome to bring your own alcohol…but there will be a bar on site, which will be selling a wide range of very reasonably priced fine local ales / ciders / lagers and everything else you would expect from a bar, and all at ludicrously low prices. We encourage you to put your money behind the bar, and in doing so support Unorthodox Paradox and enable us to continue to put on wonky little events for your good selves.

Q. Will there be food available?

A. YES. There will be vegetarian / vegan caterers onsite. However, if you really must have that bacon sandwich in the morning, please bring your own, as we’re afraid you’ll have to make it yourself!

Q. In the site suitable for disabled people / wheelchair users or those with serious mobility issues?

A. DEPENDS. Although the site is a bit rough and ready, it may be suitable for some people with mobility issues. There is a (wheelchair accessible) toilet on site, and most if not all areas should be accessible. If you have concerns, please contact us and we will answer any questions you might have.